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Sagen Sie, wer ist die graessliche Frau, dauernd so laut redet? fragt ein Partygast seinen Nachbarn. Das meine Frau. Oh,
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Ein Patient kommt zum Optiker und sagt: Ich haette gerne eine neue Brille. Darauf fragt der Optiker: Ist Ihre Alte
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Im Fraenkischen. Der Gerichtsvollzieher kommt auf den Bauernhof und pfaendet Zuchtbullen. Fragt der Bauer: Darf er noch einmal die Kuh
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Kapitain James T. Kirk, Kommandant der U.S.S. Enterprise zu Mr. Spock. Eine Frau als Chefin in einem Raumschiff? Warum nicht
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Peter hat Geburtstag und der Vater gratuliert ihm: Alles Liebe zum heute darfst du dir etwas wuenschen! Ich wuensch mir
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Der Golfer auf der Suche nach dem Bauchnabel, Tennisarm bei Sportlern, Sport mit Schwiegermutter
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Polizeiwitz mit einem Landstreicher
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Arbeitszeitverordnung fuer Beamte, Karriere Erfolg eines Beamten, Papagei beim Zoll und Einfuhrbestimmungen, Beamtenwitze sind immer der Knaller, Buerowitz, mit den
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Man kann keine Einheit erzielen, wenn man sich gegenseitig auf die Füsse tritt.
Francois Mitterand
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Sinnen Sie immer auf ein Geschenk für mich?
Sind das nicht die schönsten und die einzig wahren Geschenke, deren man nicht bedarf ?
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