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Blaue Hortensie
So wie das letzte Grün in Farbentiegeln
sind diese Blätter, trocken, stumpf und rauh,
hinter den Blütendolden, die ...
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Armer Haushalt
Weh, wer ohne rechte Mittel
Sich der Poesie vermählt!
Täglich dünner wird der Kittel,
Und die Milch im Hause fehlt.
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Der Adler besucht die Erde,
doch säumt nicht, schüttelt vom Flügel
den Staub und kehrt zur Sonne zurück!
Matthias Claudius
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Der Nachg ...
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Herr Christ, dein bin ich eigen
Herr Christ, dein bin ich eigen:
Von Anbeginn der Welt,
dein Güte zu erzeigen,
hast du mich auserwäh ...
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Wenn ich gewusst haette, dass du noch Jungfrau warst, haette mir mehr Zeit genommen! SIE: Haette gewusst, hast, die Strumpfhose
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Mann beim Frauenarzt: Haben Sie meiner Frau die Spirale eingesetzt? Ja, wieso? Dann sehen mal zu, wie das Ding hier
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Neurotiker: Einer, der Luftschloesser baut. Psychotiker: darin wohnt. Psychotherapeut: Derjenige, die Miete kassiert...
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Ein junger Mann sagt im Gespraech mit einem aelteren Herren: Das Erste, was ich tun werde, wenn heirate, ist, meine
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Was sagt ein Maulwurf, wenn er sich durch Belgien buddelt? Macht mal Platz, Kinder! . ist der Unterschied zwischen einer
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Die 14Jaehrige kommt nach hause und sagt: Mutti in der strassenbahn hat sich einer neben mich gesetzt. Erst er mir