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Berti Vogts
Hass gehört nicht ins Stadion. Solche Gefühle soll man gemeinsam mit seiner Frau daheim im Wohnzimmer ausleben
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Joachim Ringelnatz
Bumerang
War einmal ein Bumerang;
War ein Weniges zu lang.
Bumerang flog ein Stück,
Aber kam nicht mehr zurück. ...
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Heute wird eine Gans gebraten, eine verspätetet Martinsgans,
da dies auf Martin nicht möglich war. Mecklenburgische Art,
so wird sie ...
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Treffen sich zwei Bekannte, sagt der eine: Hast du schon mal mit einer Krankenschwester Sex gehabt? Sagt andere: Nee, aber
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Heiliges Bier, du bist gesegnet unter den Getraenken und sei der Hopfen das Malz. . Aspirin unser, nimmst hinweg Kater
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Eine Frau geht mit ihrem Schaeferhund zum Tierarzt, weil der nachts furchtbar schnarcht. Sagt Tierarzt: Binden sie ihm einfach zwei,
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Herr Doktor, Doktor! Bitte probieren Sie mal! Er nimmt einen Teeloeffel, legt ein Stueck Wuerfelzucker drauf und traeufelt aus einem
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Er zu seiner Frau: Hoer mal, das ist interessant, Schatz. Ich habe gerade gelesen, dass einer Studie zufolge Maenner durchschnittlich
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In einem kleinen Dorf im weitentfernten Afrika lebt als einziger Weisser ein Missionar. Eines Tages kommt Eingeborener ganz aufgeregt zu
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Ein Terrorist kann sich durch Zufall auf der Flucht vor Polizei und dem Militaer das Dach eines Hochhauses retten, aber